Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Presidential Poetry
"Pop"
by Barack Obama
Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I'm sure he's unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he's still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don't care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shrink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop's black-framed glasses
And know he's laughing too.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Getting Ready for A New President
Tomorrow Barack Obama will be sworn in as the next President of the United States. Here's a humorous video that tells you a little bit about the history behind American Presidential Inaugurations.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Anything to Skip School...
So many students are out sick (or still on vacation, ahem...) this week that this beloved American children's poem keeps coming to mind... You'll see why!
The author is Shel Silverstein, a poet who holds a very special place in the hearts of everyone who has grown up with his clever wit and way with words.
I Cannot Go to School Today
by Shel Silverstein
"I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, my heart is... What?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is........... Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
Even this university student (from Texas or another southern state) still loves the poem! Check him out!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
FCE Speaking Exam: General Tips
The 11th graders are gearing up to take the FCE exam in March. This week we're concentrating on mastering the test-taking skills required in the speaking section. Here is a link to a site with excellent pointers for all four questions in that section. I like how this particular site includes sample scripts: practice reading them out loud to get a feel for the language, tone and length of what are considered excellent responses.
I'll continue to post exam tips here during the coming month, so keep checking back!
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