Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Presidential Poetry


"Pop"
by Barack Obama

Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken

In, sprinkled with ashes,

Pop switches channels, takes another

Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks

What to do with me, a green young man

Who fails to consider the

Flim and flam of the world, since

Things have been easy for me;

I stare hard at his face, a stare

That deflects off his brow;

I'm sure he's unaware of his

Dark, watery eyes, that

Glance in different directions,

And his slow, unwelcome twitches,

Fail to pass.

I listen, nod,

Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,

Beige T-shirt, yelling,

Yelling in his ears, that hang

With heavy lobes, but he's still telling

His joke, so I ask why

He's so unhappy, to which he replies . . .

But I don't care anymore, cause

He took too damn long, and from

Under my seat, I pull out the

Mirror I've been saving; I'm laughing,

Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face

To mine, as he grows small,

A spot in my brain, something

That may be squeezed out, like a

Watermelon seed between

Two fingers.

Pop takes another shot, neat,

Points out the same amber

Stain on his shorts that I've got on mine and

Makes me smell his smell, coming

From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem

He wrote before his mother died,

Stands, shouts, and asks

For a hug, as I shrink, my

Arms barely reaching around

His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; 'cause

I see my face, framed within

Pop's black-framed glasses

And know he's laughing too.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Getting Ready for A New President

Tomorrow Barack Obama will be sworn in as the next President of the United States. Here's a humorous video that tells you a little bit about the history behind American Presidential Inaugurations.


Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Anything to Skip School...

So many students are out sick (or still on vacation, ahem...) this week that this beloved American children's poem keeps coming to mind... You'll see why!

The author is Shel Silverstein, a poet who holds a very special place in the hearts of everyone who has grown up with his clever wit and way with words. 


I Cannot Go to School Today
by Shel Silverstein

"I cannot go to school today"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.

And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
It might be instamatic flu.

I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in.

My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.

My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.

My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There's a hole inside my ear.

I have a hangnail, my heart is... What?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is........... Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"


Even this university student (from Texas or another southern state) still loves the poem! Check him out!


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

FCE Speaking Exam: General Tips

The 11th graders are gearing up to take the FCE exam in March. This week we're concentrating on mastering the test-taking skills required in the speaking section. Here is a link to a site with excellent pointers for all four questions in that section. I like how this particular site includes sample scripts: practice reading them out loud to get a feel for the language, tone and length of what are considered excellent responses.

I'll continue to post exam tips here during the coming month, so keep checking back!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Christmas Cookies


Most Americans are busy at this time of year getting ready for Christmas next week... A big part of our preparations is baking a wide variety of holiday cookies. Click here for over 40 common recipes -- plus videos to guide you step-by-step!

We usually give cookies to our teachers, friends and family -- wrapped up nicely with a holiday ribbons and bows. 

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Visit the North Pole!

Christmas is fast approaching... Here's a super web site where you can get ready!

Teachers, parents and kids can find all sorts of activities here:

Explore the whole site to meet all of Santa's elves and to find hidden clues -- so you can solve a Christmas mystery!

Practice your Christmas vocabulary by doing crossword puzzles & word searches:



Visit Santa's Workshop to read a virtual library of stories about Christmas; some are interactive:


Practice your skills counting American money by helping the elves in the workshop:


Get a glimpse of what the North Pole looks like by doing various puzzles:


Elementary school children will enjoy Elf Academy, the school where they can practice all kinds of math, spelling and other skills.

Spend some time with Mrs. Claus in the kitchen; she'll teach you all kinds of Christmas recipes.

If you'd like to write a letter to Santa (and get an answer back!), visit the post office

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Grammar Girl!




I highly recommend Grammar Girl, one of the most popular Engilsh-language podcasts on the web! Mignon Fogarty, a.k.a. Grammar Girl, hosts this five-minute weekly explanation of useful grammar -- with much humor! She's fun to watch and you learn a lot. Take her quiz on the blog's sidebar to find out what areas of your grammar usage you might need to improve...
grammar.quickanddirtytips.com