Friday, January 22, 2010
"That's Why I Chose Yale"
Friday, December 4, 2009
"Department of Mad Scientists"
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Cooking Club!
Mexican-Style Fresh Tomato Salsa
2 medium tomatoes cut into a medium dice (peeling and seeding optional)
3 tablespoons minced fresh herbs (basil, parsley, mint or tarragon)
3 tablespoons minced fresh cilantro leaves
2 tablespoons finely chopped red onion
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1/2 jalapeño chili pepper, seeded and peeled
juice from one lime
salt
pepper
Mix all ingredients, including salt and pepper to taste, in a medium bowl. This mixture can be set aside at room temperature for a few hours, but it shouldn't be refrigerated or it will lose flavor. Makes about 2 cups.
Spicy Mango Peach Salsa
2 cups fresh mango, diced
2 cups fresh peaches or nectarines, peeled, pitted and chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons fresh ginger root, grated
1/4 cup fresh basil or cilantro, chopped
2 serrano chile peppers, diced
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1. In a large bowl, mix together mangoes, peaches or nectarines, garlic, ginger and basil or cilantro.
2. Add chiles and lime juice to taste; mix well. All to chill 2 hours before serving.
Fresh Guacamole
2 small avocados, ripe
1 tablespoon red onion, minced
1 small clove garlic, minced or pressed through a garlic press
1/2 small jalapeño chile, minced (about 1 1/2 teaspoons)
2 tablespoons fresh cilantro leaves, minced
juice from one lime
salt
1. Halve 1 avocado, remove pit, and scoop flesh into medium bowl. Using fork, mash lightly with onion, garlic, jalapeño, cilantro and 1/8 teaspoon salt until just combined.
2. Halve and pit remaining avocado. Using a dinner knife, carefully make 1/2-inch cross-hatch incisions in flesh, cutting down to but not through skin. Using a soupspoon, gently scoop flesh from skin; transfer to bowl with mashed avocado mixture. Sprinkle lime juice over and mix lightly with fork until combined but still chunky.
3. Adjust seasoning with salt, if necessary, and serve. (Can be covered with plastic wrap, pressed directly onto surface of mixture, and refrigerated for up to one day. Return guacamole to room temperature, removing plastic wrap, just before serving.)
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Penguin, James Penguin
Penguin, James Penguin
Brad Paisley
Well the reindeer pull the sleigh
And the elves make the toys
Those are stories that are well known to all
Little girls and boys
But I've got another story
That I bet you haven't heard
Did you know that Santa
Has a secret agent bird
He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy
Have you ever wondered
How Santa keeps tabs
How he knows when you've been good
How he knows when you've been bad
He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy
From an undisclosed location
He's watching me and you
He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks
Yeah he sees everything you do
He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy
Not so very long ago
Santa didn't need much help
But with more and more kids every year
He soon got overwhelmed
He told the elves one Christmas
We can't do this anymore
Then a knight in shining polyester
Waddled through his door
And it was Penguin, James Penguin
He was there to save the day
He had wireless
And GPS outfitted on the sleigh
And Santa said Penguin
Won't you be my ears and eyes
How'd you like to help me run
My SCFBI
He's Penguin, James Penguin
And now I guess you've heard
How Santa got his little Christmas
Secret Agent Bird
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Y.M.C.A.
Y.M.C.A.
The Village People
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y-M-C-A.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tired ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Y-M-C-A.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
Y-M-C-A.... It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y-M-C-A.... You'll find it at the Y-M-C-A.
No man, no man, does it all by himself...
Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf!
Y-M-C-A....
Monday, September 14, 2009
Russian Students' New Required Reading
LYNN NEARY, host:
This news item out of Russia caught our eye last week. The Ministry of Education announced it will require high school students to read excerpts of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's masterwork "The Gulag Archipelago."
This was the book that more than any other exposed the horrors of the forced labor camp system under Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. The work was hugely influential and contributed to the eventual demise of the Soviet state.
NPR's Anne Garrels is in our Moscow bureau and joins me now to talk about how Russians are re-examining their history now.
Good to talk with, Annie.
ANNE GARRELS: Nice to be here.
NEARY: Now, first, how much do Russians kids actually know about the Soviet's system of forced labor?
GARRELS: Not really that much, curiously. It's not that the information isn't there. But after the early years of perestroika and the fall of communism, when there was a huge amount of attention given to the brutality of Soviet rule. Many people just got tired of rehashing the past. And, remember, these children - now in school - were born after the fall of communism.
If, during the Yeltsin years, Stalin was thoroughly excoriated, the picture under his successors, Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev, has been much less clear cut. Putin initially called for Solzhenitsyn book to be read only at schools that focused on literature. But Solzhenitsyn's widow, Natalia, urged him to have all students read the book, and he promised her that would happen.
NEARY: Now, does the government's decision to have kids read from "The Gulag Archipelago" mean that Russia is once again ready to reexamine its ugly past?
GARRELS: Well, it's a good sign for those who believe the lessons of the past are key to building a truly democratic Russia, but there are really mixed signals here. At the same time, excerpts from "The Gulag" will be studied, the authorized Russian textbook praises Stalin as an effective manager who industrialize the Soviet Union and led it to victory against Hitler.
A Russian court, amazingly, recently agreed to hear a case brought by Stalin's grandson. He basically says an article that Stalin killed millions of innocent Soviet citizens as well as Polish prisoners of war - well documented facts -defame the dictator. A decision by Moscow authorities to restore Stalin's name and words of praise for him. And the vestibule of a major Moscow metro station has also sparked a storm of debate.
NEARY: Now, the students are being asked to read just excerpts. Does that say more about the length of the book or is there some censorship involved here?
GARRELS: I think it really has more to do with the length of the book.
NEARY: I don't think it's so much censorship - and you can get the book anywhere here.
NEARY: Yeah. So, nearly two decades after the collapse of the Soviet Union, how do the Russian government and Russian people really view their modern history?
GARRELS: It's really confusing. Russian officials seem to be looking for a way to inspire pride and nationalism. And one way to honor Russians is to praise the victory in World War II. I mean, this is key. But Russians want to ignore any discussion of uncomfortable facts, like the beginning of the war, Stalin's pact with Hitler.
And recently there have been some extraordinary events here. Russian foreign intelligence services recently unveiled archival documents that they say show it was, in fact, Poland which conspired with the Nazis before World War II, completely ignoring Moscow's pact with Hitler. I mean, this really upset the Pols.
NEARY: Sounds like the Russians are preoccupied these days with their role in history. Why is that?
GARRELS: Some really just want to rewrite or reemphasize events in history so that Russians come out better. Some believe Prime Minister Putin wants to use Stalin's so-called successes to justify the return of a strong government in which opposition is discouraged. And President Medvedev, his hand-picked successor, seems to be going along with it to a great degree.
He's created a commission to fight what he says are growing efforts to hurt Russians' interests by falsifying history. Historical archives are being closed. Things that were once opened up are now being reclassified as secret.
But just when you think you have a picture of what's going on here, and when you think there's no difference between Putin and Medvedev, Medvedev will suddenly break ranks. For instance, this week he gave a grim picture of the situation here, indirectly criticizing Putin. He called for more political competition. Under Putin, the opposition parties were dramatically limited, so I would say the situation's still in flux.
NEARY: NPR's Anne Garrels in Moscow. Thanks so much, Anne.
GARRELS: Thank you.
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Monday, September 7, 2009
Principal's Office
Principal's Office
by Young MC
Now as I get to school
I hear the late bell ringing
Running through the hall
I hear the glee club singing
Get to the office
I can hardly speak
'Cause it's the third late pass that I got this week
So to my first class I run and don't walk
All I hear is my sneakers and the scratching of chalk
And when I get to my room
I hear the teacher say,
"Mr. Young, I'm happy that you could join us today."
I try to sit down so I can take some notes
But I can't read what the kid next to me wrote
And if that wasn't enough to make my morning complete
As I try to get up I find this gum on my seat
And with the seat stuck to me,
I raise my hand and say,
"Excuse me, but can I go to the bathroom, ma'am?"
The teacher got upset and she screamed out, "No,
It's off to the principal's office you go!"
Twelve o'clock
comes with mass hysteria
Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria
Picked up my tray to have Thursday's lunch
And when I tried the applesauce
I heard it crunch
I'm running up the stairs with a front tooth broken
The nurse just laughs and says,
"You must be joking."
I look up at her with a smile on my face
No joke 'cause my front tooth is out of place
So I walk to school with ice on my lip
A nurse's late pass like a gun on my hip
My books are real heavy
I walk and I'm dragging it
Ain't no school lunch next week,
I'm brown-bagging it
Forget class
I'ma shoot some ball
With a late pass I've got
no trouble at all
But the nurse walks up
and says,
"What do you know?
It's off to the
principal's office
you go"